Redecorating

So today I redecorated my boss’s office. I’m such a good assistant. Kelly hates pink and purple. Voilà.
He’ll miss it when I leave.
Also, I’m pretty much exploding with excitement for my trip. Thankfully, that exploding happiness is overtaking the exploding anger feeling I have about the car accident I was in 2 months ago. Remember? The guy that tried to pull around me but didn’t quite make it and ended up scraping my car? Yeah, he said I made a fast lane change in front of him, so he had to take “evasive action” in order to avoid hitting me. Yep. I’m THAT talented that I can make a fast lane change when my car isn’t moving. I should teach lessons on how to defy the laws of physics. So basically, what this whole thing translates into in financial talk is this: I pay $500.