An Epiphany

Sometimes I have these epiphanies. Usually the message is the same. In short, this is what these epiphanies tell me:

The world does not revolve around you.

Then, feeling betrayed, I say, “World, is this true?”  And then the world doesn’t respond. Why? Because the world isn’t listening to me. And then I have to sit down because it feels like I’m revolving around the world.